Try Not To Suck

Capture the perfect storm of calm and carnage at the Friendly Confines. This exclusive design freezes a real Wrigley Field moment: two fans rooting for opposite sides of town locked in a booze-fueled battle below, while the guy in the “TRY NOT TO SUCK.” shirt stands above, arms wide open.

Total calm while fists fly right in front of him.

Unisex Organic Cotton Creator 2.0 T-Shirt
from $25.00

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.

It’s bleacher-rat philosophy in one unforgettable image: keep your cool, keep your humor, and try not to suck… even when the stands turn into a wrestling match.

Printed on a soft, premium tees for when you’re in the bleachers, the bar, or just living that baseball life. This piece says it all without saying a word.

Available now—because some moments are too good (and too ridiculous) not to wear.